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Two young boys started a conversation in the waiting room of a doctors’ office. The first one asked the other, “What are you here for?” The second replied, “I’m here to get circumcised.” “Oh! Boy!” said the first, “I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year and one-half.”
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?” So [...]