Introductory Chemistry at Duke University has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as “Bonkistry.” He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it past him to come up with something like this. Anyway, one year there were these two guys who were taking [...]
Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex? Mines bigger than his. Want proof? I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Look out in the [...]
Assmosis The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss. Blamestorming Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. Seagull Manager A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and [...]
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess. An engineer comes along and sees what they’re trying to [...]