Archive for October, 2008

Joke of the Day – New Words for 2008

1. BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by […]

Joke of the Day – Chinese Proverbs

1. Virginity like bubble, one prick – all gone. 2. Man who run in front of car get tired. 3. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 6. Man who walk through […]

Joke of the Day – Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. ‘My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.’ The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched […]

Joke of the Day – Painful Breakup

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any […]