Archive for April, 2009

Joke of the Day – Surgeon’s Preference

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation. * The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” * The second replied, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and [...]

Joke of the Day – No More Floppy Lips

A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on [...]

Joke of the Day – Anything To Make Marriage Work

Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn’t what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt to salvage their thirty years of marriage, Jane convices her husband to see a marriage counciler with her. The counselor asks first asks Jane what she feels the problem is, and [...]

Joke of the Day – Gynecologist Guessing Game

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for [...]