Archive for August, 2009

Joke of the Day – Funny Stuff

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? […]

Joke of the Day – The Crappy car

A man walking around a car lot looking for a car,he finds one he likes,so he bent over to fell the carpet of the car,but as soon as he bends over he lets out a big fart. Embarrassed he look around to see if anyone heard the fart,and sure enough a sales person is standing […]

Joke of the Day – Joys of Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so […]

Joke of the Day – A Valentine Story

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?” Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think […]