RULES OF THE AIRWAYS Takeoff’s are optional. Landings are mandatory. Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous. Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky. The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing [...]
Q. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. Q. What’s a brunette’s mating call? A. “Has the blonde left yet? ” Q. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a [...]
When someone asks you what your favorite mode of transit is, it most likely isn’t taking the bus! However, if you are stuck on a long bus ride, we are pleased to provide you with a list of things to do to pass away the time… 1. Eat nothing but gas inducing foods the entire [...]
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire [...]
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with [...]