Archive for August, 2010

Joke of the Day – class assignment

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa fell in the well last week – ” he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped […]

Joke of the Day – Memory Class

Memory Class An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. “What was the name of […]

Joke of the Day – Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a […]

Joke of the Day – Hitch-Hiker

There’s a hitch-hiker waiting for a ride, and then a semi comes along, and the driver decides to pick him up. So after a couple of minutes of silence, the truck driver asks, “Hey, wanna see a trick?” “Sure,” replies the hitch-hiker. So the driver calls up a monkey from the back, smacks it, and […]