Archive for November, 2010

Joke of the Day – fire department

An excited man calls the fire department and says, “Help me, my house is on fire!!” The fireman says, “Where do you live?” The man replies, “I am too excited, I can’t tell you the exact address.” The fireman asks, “How do you expect us to get there?” The man replies, “What do you mean […]

Joke of the Day – Marriage is…

A son asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son. I’m still paying for it.” A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A toast to the newlyweds: […]

Joke of the Day – blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home. Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4. Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes. Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? […]

Joke of the Day – My Daddy Is A Lawyer

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. “My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Adam,” replied the second. “My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua. Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a […]