Joke of the Day – blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.

Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.

Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod…

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q. What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.

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