Archive for December, 2010

Joke of the Day – My Daddy Is A Lawyer

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. “My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Adam,” replied the second. “My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua. Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a […]

Joke of the Day – psychic

Biff went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance. “There seems to be a horrible, dark cloud surrounding me.” “I know,” said the psychic, “and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it.” Biff thought the fee was high, but, eager to be cured, he handed over the money to the psychic. […]

Joke of the Day – snake and a rabbit

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given […]

Joke of the Day – Bear in a Bar

This bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer. The bear says, “What do I owe you?” The bartender stops and thinks for a moment. “Even though this bear is smart,” thinks the bartender, “he probably hasn’t […]