Archive for January, 2011

Joke of the Day – Needs

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” The husband says ” WHAT???” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a [...]

Joke of the Day – two blondes

there were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, “Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the [...]

Joke of the Day – ventriloquist cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad. Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going? Dog: Doin’ all right. Indian: [Extreme look of shock] Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian] Dog: Yep Cowboy: How’s [...]

Joke of the Day – One Shot

Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, “Hey, i can see your house from here…and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy.” The other says: “Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates.” The buddy replies: “Easy. I can make that [...]