Archive for March, 2011

Joke of the Day: Pat the Rabbit

Pat the Rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. [...]

Joke of the Day: Honeymoon

Jen & Kevin Tremblay were having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Hawaii on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, Kevin exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” Jen replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your [...]

Joke of the Day: back woods of Tennessee

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I [...]

Joke of the Day: Blonde at NASA

There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The blonde [...]