The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. “I was just trying to feed my hungry family,” he [...]
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked the nurse. “Oops!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Code Four Athletics Coupons: CouponKid.com
This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95. CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to [...]
A mother and father took Little johnny to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She told Little johnny, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.” Little johnny, pleased with the answer, goes [...]