An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, [...]
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ” I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir .” The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don”t be silly, [...]
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your eye [...]
A man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, “Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; Handjob: 20.00.” Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can [...]