Archive for January, 2012

Joke of the Day: Young couple

Tina and Jack are on the brink of divorce so they visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks Tina, “What’s the problem?” She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation” The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?” Jack replies, “Well not exactly, she’s the one that suffers, not me.” ——- Virginity […]

Joke of the Day: The Centipede

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I […]

Joke of the Day: The Knob

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted ‘The Knob.’ Over […]

Joke of the Day: drug store

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s the […]