Archive for March, 2012

Joke of the Day: Tennis Elbow

A man complained to his friend “My elbow hurts I better go to the doctor.” “Don’t do that,” volunteered his friend “there’s a new computer at the drug store that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the […]

Joke of the Day: Taxi passenger

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever […]

Joke of the Day: Job application

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” he wrote, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Executives Dating:

Joke of the Day: Greeting cards you won’t see on a Hallmark

“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:… What was I thinking?” “How could two people as beautiful as you…. have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love…. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “Congratulations on your wedding day!…. […]