A young man named Dugly bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Dugly’s house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’
Dugly replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Dugly said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
Dugly said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Dugly said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’
A month Later, the farmer met up with Dugly and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Dugly said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Dugly said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’
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