Joke of the Day – Deep Thoughts

Joke of the Day – Deep Thoughts

Some DEEP THOUGHTS to start off your week with:

. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?

. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

. Clones are people two.

. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

. No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.

. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.

. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

. I went to a store which said open 24 hours and he was closing. When I asked why he said, “We’re open 24 hours, but not in a row.”

. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

. If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

. Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse?

. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?


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