Joke of the Day – Be nice to buisness men
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Joke of the Day – Be nice to buisness men

A man goes to Las Vegas and bets everything he owns. He loses it all. All he has left is the clothes on his back, and his ticket home. When leaving, he gets in a cab and says how much to the airport. The cab driver says 50$. The man offers to give the driver all of his insurance details, and that he would pay the driver back another time. The cab drivers says piss off you cheap skate bastard. The man walks to the airport, misses hi flight and catches another one.

3 years later the buisness man returns quite rich and healthy. He bets all his money again and win over triple what he bet. When he leaves his hotel, there are 15 cabs all lined up. At the end he notices that the driver of the last cab, was the driver who had said no 3 years ago

So the man goes to the front cab and says to the driver, how much to the airport, the driver says 50$. The man says how much for a blow job, the driver tells him to bugger off. The man does this in the next 13 cabs and he gets rejected every time. When he gets to the last cab, the one which had the driver which had denied him a ride 3 years ago.

He gets in the cab and says, how much to the airport. The driver says 50$. The man says take me there. When they drive past all the other cabs the buisness man sticks up his thumbs, and grins at them.

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