Joke of the Day – The magic slide

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man are walking when they see something shining at the top of a building.

They go up to see what it is, and see a lamp.

The Englishman picks it up and rubs it and a genie pops out and says there is a slide at the top of that building. When you slide down it whatever you say you land in a pit of it at the bottom.

The Englishman slides down and says money. He lands in a pit of money.

The Irishman slides down and says beer. He lands in a pit of beer.

The Scottish man gets to the top of the slide, trips and says
“Oh, crap!”


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