If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content

If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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