Joke of the Day – Funny Pickup Lines

Joke of the Day – Funny Pickup Lines

Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

Mines bigger than his. Want proof?

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light. It’s a comet that is streaking towards us. It will be here in about 3 hours. So would you like to have sex?

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his aspiration, in a girl’s reception, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


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