Joke of the Day – Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But Not in the Office

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, Ill gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think its out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. Its an entry level position.
2. When do you think youll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isnt:
1. Its not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!


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