The farmer went into a lawyers office and said, I want one of them there dayvorces.

The lawyer said, Do you have grounds?

The farmer said, Yes, I have 140 acres.

The lawyer said, No you dont understand. Do you have a case?

The farmer said, No, I have a John Deere.

The lawyer said, You still dont understand. Do you have a grudge?

The farmer said, Yes, thats what I park my John Deere under every night.

The lawyer said, You still dont understand. Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday.

The lawyer said, Does she beat you up?

The farmer said, No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning.

The lawyer said, Is she a nagger?

The farmer said, No, shes a little ol white gal, but the last youngen she had was a nagger. Thats why I want a dayvorce.

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