Joke of the Day – Free Drinks

Joke of the Day – Free Drinks

Two drunks were sitting on a street corner wondering if they should buy a beer with their last dollar. One of the drunks suggested that they buy a hotdog. The other started bitching, complaining that he couldnt drink a hotdog. The other drunk told him his idea.

What we do is buy a hotdog, go into a bar, and order two drinks. After we drink our beers you drop down to your knees, and Ill unzip my pants and pull out the hotdog so you can suck on it. The bartender will throw us out thinking were queers.

The other drunk thought this was a great idea, so they bought a hotdog. They went into the first bar, ordered their drinks, and drank them quickly. Then the drunk dropped to his knees and started to suck the hotdog. Sure enough, the bartender kicked them out thinking they were queer.

They hit about ten or fifteen bars when the first drunk started to complain about his knees hurting. He asked if in the next bar the other drunk would do the dirty work.

The second drunk said, Id rather not. I lost the hotdog after about the fifth bar.


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