Joke of the Day – Jokes For Women, About Men
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Joke of the Day – Jokes For Women, About Men

Alright, this goes against every male sperm in my body but, by popular request, its got to be posted. Seems theres a rumor going around that were sexist (maybe she meant to say sexy), but at any rate were going to be burying that rumor right now (not the one about being sexy). Eh, lost a bit of my manhood on this one.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They dont stop and ask for directions.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q: Why dont women blink during foreplay?
A: Not enough time.

Q: How does a man prove his ability to plan for the future?
A: By buying a case of beer.

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: When do you care for a mans company?
A: When he owns it.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: Theyre married.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We dont know, its never happened.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single Women?
A: Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

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