Iâ€™ve never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did â€“ these are 10 things that I surely donâ€™t want to hear my doctor say….
* Has anyone seen my watch?
* Come back with that! Bad Dog!
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then whatâ€™s that?
* Hand me that…. uh…. thingy over there.
* What do you mean he wasnâ€™t in for a sex change!
* Damn, there go the lights again….
* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
* What do you mean, heâ€™s not insured?
* Letâ€™s hurry, I donâ€™t want to miss â€œBay Watchâ€
And the number one thing I donâ€™t want to her my doctor say during surgery….
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