Joke of the Day – Two hunters

Joke of the Day – Two hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods and all of sudden one of them collapses. And he looks like hes not breathing and his friend thinks hes dead.
So he pulls out his cell phone and he calls emergency services and he says to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?
And the operator says: OK, calm down, calm down. I can help you. Um, now first, just make sure hes dead.
And then theres a silence on the phone. And then theres a shot. Bang!
And then the guy says: OK, what next.


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