Joke of the Day – Hazel

Joke of the Day – Hazel

Hazel was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl.
She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and
made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called
her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor told her, “Your heart would be just below your left breast.”

Later that night Hazel was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.


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