An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. Pull yourself off, he orders.

What?

Masturbate. Right now!

Nervously, the tourist obliges.

Now, do it again.

I cant do it again

DO it again!

So the tourist masturbates for a second time.

Okay, once more

I couldnt do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.

No, thats fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.

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