Joke of the Day – birth control pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctors office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, Id like to have some birth control pills.

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but youre 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?

The woman replied, They help me sleep better.

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued…. How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?

The woman said, I put them in my granddaughters orange juice, and I sleep better at night.


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