Joke of the Day – Wife Jokes

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming…

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

– Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….

– Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

– Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

– Henny Youngman

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