Joke of the Day: Sarcastic Remarks For Work
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Joke of the Day: Sarcastic Remarks For Work

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be…?

This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.

Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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