Joke of the Day: Constipation

Joke of the Day: Constipation

Phil was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, “I’m going to give you some suppositories. I’ll insert one now, and then I’ll give you another one for later this evening.”

Later that evening, Phil asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, Phil shrieks, “AAaahhhhh!”

“What’s wrong? Did I hurt you?” she asks.

“No… I just realized hat the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!”


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