Buffy and Dana, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.

After a while Buffy says, ‘Do you think we’re out far enough, Dana?’ Dana slipped over the sideand finding the water only knee deep said, ‘nope, not yet Buffy’. So they row a little farther…. Again Buffy asks Dana, ‘Do you think were out far enough now? Once again Dana slips over the side and almost immediately says, ‘No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.’

So on they row and row and row, and finally Dana slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Buffy is really getting worried when suddenly Dana breaks the surface gasping for breath. ‘Well is it deep enough yet, Sis?’

‘Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel…’

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