Joke of the Day: after a hard day’s work
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Joke of the Day: after a hard day’s work

Joe and Steve had a hard day’s work installing wood floors. They like to relax after work and got out to a bar for a drink a few times a week. After getting a nice buzz Joe turns to Steve and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

Steve looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s butt and say, ‘How about a BJ?’ ….and she’s always sound asleep.”

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