Rays car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over,

Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.

I cant, Ray responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.

Alright, says the cop, then youre going to have to take a blood test.

Cant do that either, Ray responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I wont stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.

Ok, the cop answers then I will need a urine sample.

Sorry, says Ray I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.

Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.

Cant do that either responds Ray.

Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop. Well, because Im drunk!

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