Joke of the Day: Car accident
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Joke of the Day: Car accident

Three friends Ted, Tom, & Bill die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked,

“When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you,
what would you like to hear them say about you?”

Ted says,
“I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”

Tom says,
“I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in our children of tomorrow.”

Bill replies,
“I would like to hear them say, ‘LOOK! HE’S MOVING!'”

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