Joke of the Day: Night in the wood Barn

Joke of the Day: Night in the wood Barn

Greg and Dan were returning from installing hardwood floors in a home several hours away from their shop when they were caught in a sudden snow storm.

They pulled into a farm yard, an attractive, middle aged lady answered the door, and they explained their plight and asked if they could spend the night.

“Of course,” she answered,” However I am a recent widow and it would not be proper for you to stay in the house, but you can put down some hay and sleep on the floor in the wood barn out back.”

They left early the next morning, the storm had passed. Greg never thought anymore about the incident until nine months later when he got a letter from the widow’s attorney.

He confronted his partner Dan the next morning at their shop, Remember when we had to sleep on the floor in that barn during that storm last winter, you didn’t happen to visit the widow during the night and use my name instead of yours, did you?”

“Uh, actually I did,” Dan admitted looking a little sheepish, “I’m sorry, I should not have done that.”

“No problem,” Greg laughed, “She just died and left me the farm.”


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