Heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms…
Look, if you’re that desperate to attract a man I’ll fix you up myself
I saw a dress just like that one at Kmart yesterday.
Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were a man…
Size 12? That’s a bit optimistic isn’t it?
Hi, I’m from Weightwatchers…
Isn’t it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that?
I’m sorry, I owe you an apology. I’m store security and I followed you in here because I thought you’d stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it’s really all you.
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