Joke of the Day: Heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms
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Joke of the Day: Heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms

Heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms…

Look, if you’re that desperate to attract a man I’ll fix you up myself

I saw a dress just like that one at Kmart yesterday.

Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were a man…

Size 12? That’s a bit optimistic isn’t it?

Hi, I’m from Weightwatchers…

Isn’t it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that?

I’m sorry, I owe you an apology. I’m store security and I followed you in here because I thought you’d stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it’s really all you.

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