Joke of the Day: Golfing
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Joke of the Day: Golfing

An old priest goes and plays golf one sunny afternoon with a young priest fresh out of seminar. The old priest carefully places his ball on the tee, concentrates, and strikes beautifully. However, the wind blows the ball off course and it falls into the rough.

“That goddamn wind!” says the old priest. The young priest turns to him, horrified.

“Sir, you shouldn’t swear like this… Remember, God said unto Moses Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vain.”

The old priest mumbles a half-hearted excuse and shuffles off to find his ball. He positions himself, checks his grip on the club, and strikes. The ball heads straight toward the hole… then gets blown off course again.

“That GODDAMN wind!” yells the old priest.

The young priest grows pale. “Sir,” he pleads, “you really shouldn’t swear like this.” But the old priest is already walking toward the brush where his ball landed.

He reaches it, and strikes it a third time. The ball gets blown off course yet again and lands right in the middle of a pond.

“THAT GODDAMN WIND!!” screams the priest, throwing his club away in a fit.

“Sir,” the young priest begins, but then there is a mighty flash in the heavens, and the young priest is struck dead by lightning.

The old priest falls to his knees. “God,” he asks, “why did you smite this poor young man instead of me?”

A booming voice echoes through the sky : “That goddamn wind…”

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