A husband calls up a hotel’s manager from his room..
Husband : Please come fast , I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.
Manager : Sir, I am sorry I can’t help you , this seems to be a personal issue.
Husband : You asshole, this is a maintenance issue. The window isn’t opening.
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