Joke of the Day: Dating Pick-Up Lines

Joke of the Day: Dating Pick-Up Lines

I fell down and bumped my head when you walked in the room so I need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Hey baby, did you just break wind? Cause you’re blowing me away.

Did you get those jeans on sale? Cause at my house they’re 100% off.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS?

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

Hey. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

What has 42 teeth and is strong enough to hold the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?

I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table.

I’m blind. Can you hold my stick and show me where to go?

Excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Let’s do math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

You’ve been a very naughty girl. Now let’s go to my room.

I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.

Are you an Advil. Cause I’d like to take you every 2-4 hours.

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone beautiful as you, I’d have 5 cents.

Hey you look familiar. Have I seen you in my bed before?

Can I write your name on my forehead just in case I forget who’s name I’ll be screaming tonight and for the rest of the week?

Are you a graveyard? Because I’m dead inside and want to bury myself in you.


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