Joke of the Day: Dale & Dugly
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Joke of the Day: Dale & Dugly

One morning Dale was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Dugly pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Dale looks at him, and asks “what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?” Dugly replies “I’m going duck hunting! You wanna come?” “You can’t hunt ducks with duct tape, and no I ain’t coming” replied Dale. So Dugly leaves. Later in the day Dale sees Dugly fly by in his boat, and low and behold its full of ducks. “Well i’ll be damned!” says Dale.

The next morning as Dale is enjoying the sunrise, Dugly pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Dale says “Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?” “Yep, you wanna come?” says Dugly. “You can’t catch gators with gatorade…No I ain’t coming!” So Dugly leaves. Later that day Dale sees Dugly fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. “Well i’ll be damned!” says Dale.

The next morning as Dale is enjoying the sunrise, Dugly pulls up in his boat agian…this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Dale thinks for a second and says…”Hold on let me get my hat”

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