Joke of the Day: Menkind Jokes

Joke of the Day: Menkind Jokes

Bunch of Menkind Jokes:

Men Are Like… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men Are Like… Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men Are Like… Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men Are Like… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men Are Like… Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men Are Like… Curling Irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

Men Are Like… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

Men Are Like… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men Are Like… Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men Are Like… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men Are Like… Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

Men Are Like… Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men Are Like… Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


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