Joke of the Day: Hooking up at bar
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Joke of the Day: Hooking up at bar

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.

After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, See that, baby? Thats 1000 pounds of dynamite! She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilders pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, See those, baby? Thats 1000 pounds of dynamite! She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, Why are you in such a hurry to go?

She replies, With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!

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Joke of the Day: First day of school
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Joke of the Day: First day of school

Two small boys meet on the first day of school

“My name is Mikey. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.

“Ricky,” replied the second.

“My Daddy’s a truck driver, What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Mikey.

Ricky replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.”

“Honest?” asked Mikey.

“No, just the regular kind”, replied Ricky.

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Joke of the Day: Dirty Dirty Joke
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Joke of the Day: Dirty Dirty Joke

An Old guy sits at a bar and starts drinking, he drinks and drinks until he is quite drunk…

Then a HUGE and very menacing looking guy enters the bar and sits next to the old drunk guy and asks for a beer… after a while the old guy turns to the huge fellow and spurts out:

-“you know… i fucked your mother”

The bartender just freezes and looks over at the huge guy… he just looks at the drunk man and grunts as he understands its only an old drunk fellow mouthing off…

But then the old guy says:

-“yeah… i fucked her, and i have to say, i also fucked her up the ass!”

The big guy ignores the guy, but looks a bit annoyed.

The old guy turns around, and he seems to be over talking, but he then says to himself clearly speaking so the big guy can hear him:

-“you know what?? i just remembered, i also came in your MOTHERS FACE!!!”

The big guys still says nothing… but is clearly starting to lose his temper…

So the old guy yells “YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER UP THE ASS, CAME ON HER FACE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE… SHE SWALLOWS!! THE DIRTY WHORE!”

The whole bar is totally silent, and The big guy cant take it anymore, he stands up making his stool fall to the floor loudly, he turns over to the old guy and says “lets go home Dad, you are way too drunk…”

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