So there’s this Irish Pub in Ireland of all places. Anyhow, its getting towards the end of the night and the bartender rings the bell calling, “Last drinks! Last drinks! And anyone who can come up with the best cheers gets their last drink for free!”
After hearing this everyone in the pub runs up to the bar and starts shouting at the bartender their best cheers. The bartenders hears a few of them over the noise and dismisses them with a wave of the hand, “No, none of those will do!”
When its gets quiet one man raises his beer, “I have one! I say cheers to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!”
Everyone raises their beer in approval and this man gets his free beer.
Later that night this man walks home and gets into bed with his wife. His wife wakes and turns to her husband, “You’re home late.”
“Yeah, well I won the cheers!”
“Ah, what’d you say?”
“What’d I say..” The man thinks for a moment, he doesn’t want to get in trouble with his wife, “I said cheers to spending the rest of my life.. at church next to my wife!”
“Aww, such a lovely thing to say” exclaims the wife and she goes back to sleep.
The very next day the wife is waiting in line at the local bakery. A man who heard the cheers at the pub walks up to the wife and says, “You know your husband devoted the cheers to you last night.”
To which the wife replies, “Yeah I don’t understand it, I mean he hasn’t been down there in years and I have to pull his ear to come!”
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