The Colombian maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, â€œNow Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
â€Maria: â€œWell, SeÃ±ora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.
â€Wife: â€œWho said you iron better than me?â€
Maria: â€œJor huzban he say so.â€
Wife: â€œOh yeah?â€
Maria: â€œThe second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.â€
Wife: â€œNonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?â€
Maria: â€œJor hozban didâ€
Wife increasingly agitated: â€œOh he did, did he?â€
Maria: â€œThe third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.â€
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, â€œAnd did my husband say that as well?â€
Maria: â€œNo SeÃ±ora…. The gardener did.â€
Wife: â€œSo how much do you want?â€
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