Joke of the Day: Married in Heaven

Joke of the Day: Married in Heaven

A young religious couple is about to get married when their car crashes, killing them both. They come to the gates of heaven and are greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them that they were both faithful in life and he welcomes them into God’s Kingdom.

“Wait,” says the man. “We were about to be married, but we died before the ceremony. Is it possible to get a marriage in heaven?”

Saint Peter thinks about it, but he can’t think of an answer. He tells them to wait and he’ll see what he can do.

While he’s gone, the couple starts thinking about how final a marriage in heaven is. After all, a marriage on Earth is ’til death do us part- but a marriage in heaven would be truly eternal.

Days later, Saint Peter comes back. “It was tough,” he said, “but I managed to arrange a ceremony for you two.”

“That’s all good and fine,” says the couple, “but can we a also get a prenup, just in case?”

Saint Peter throws his hands up in the air in frustration and says, “It took me this long to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”


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