A Jewish lady calls the New York Times and says I want an obituary for my husband.

The person at the times says it’s $10 a word.

“$10 a word!” The lady exclaims.

“Fine,” she says. “Burnstein dies.”

The lady says “There is a minimum of 5 words.”

“Fine,” she grumbles. “Burnstein dies; Buick for sale.”

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